warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via ladyfie)

Ass according to sign

  • ¬†Aries: Horrible
  • ¬†Taurus: Softly
  • ¬†Leo: Squishable
  • ¬†Virgo: Very pretty
  • ¬†Gemini: Beautiful
  • ¬†Libra: Excelent
  • ¬†Cancer: Nice asshole
  • ¬†Aquarius: Tiny
  • ¬†Capricorn: Perfect
  • ¬†Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  • ¬†Pisces: Very good
  • ¬†Sagitarius: No have

(Source: misszodiac, via mrelisha26)

theblackcurator:

I admire women who are effortlessly stylish, who laugh easily, who are genuinely kind, and who tell the truth about themselves.

(via flawedpotential)